A great screenplay is like a great song.  If the original material is good enough, it can stand up to any number of wild attempts at remakes and reinterpretations.  This week, El'Ahrai and John give you their Top Five Movies That Would Make Great Staged Readings.  ("Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" BEGS for this treatment.)  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with actor Crispin Glover!  Plus!  Reviews of "Safe House" and "Father's Day"!  Morton, the Lindas want you to open this door.

Here is the entirety of our interview with Crispin Glover!  Start over?  I'm almost done!