Clothes, the omnipresent faceless They say, make the man.  In film, that means work for the hardworking people of the costume department, led by the costume designer.  This week, El'Ahrai and John sketch out their Top Five Examples of Costume Design!  But wait, there's more!  We also have an interview with author/director Alain Silver!  Plus!  Reviews of "The Pirates! Band of Misfits" and "Being John Malkovich"!  Strictly speaking, I'm never supposed to do this. But have you got a better idea?

Here's the entirety of our interview with author/producer/director Alain Silver!  Enjoy!  You know, I can't start spraying until someone cleans this mess up.

Alien vs. Predator.  Freddy vs. Jason.  Charles Foster Kane vs. Dr. Heiter--wait, what?  Cinematic dream fights have been going on for a while now, and, never being the type to let a trend pass them by, this week John and El'Ahrai proclaim the Top Five Movie Crossover Fights They Want To See!  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with writer Harrison Smith!  Plus!  Reviews of "The Avengers" and "Mother's Day"!  I'm sorry? Outside? Should I bring my dueling pistols or my sword?

Here's the entirety of our interview with "The Fields" writer Harrison Smith!  Enjoy!  Stay out of the cornfield!

Sometimes a film makes promises of a sequelish nature, and those promises are, for whatever reason, never fulfilled.  This week, El'Ahrai and John deliver their Top Five example of Sequels That Never Materialized.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exculsive interview with "The Iron Lady" and "Shame" writer Abi Morgan!  Plus!  Reviews of "The Five Year Engagement" and "W./E."!  Go ahead, call him--I'm sure he's home. It's his night to meet with the other escaped Nazis!

Not every movie ends up with the right person in the director's chair.  I mean, think of "Titanic", but with James Cameron directing!  What a misfire that would've been!  This week, John and El'Ahrai contribute their lists of the Top Five Mismatched Directors and Movies, With Helpful Suggestions To Retroactively Correct History!  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with actress Kelli Maroney!  Plus!  Reviews of "The Cabin in the Woods" and "The Wicker Tree"!  I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff already. Everyone must have been real scared when they invented the train!

Grab your plane tickets and leave your hearts, we're going to San Francisco!  Yes, this week, El'Ahrai and John take you on a cinema tour of the City by the Bay, including a dissertation-length discussion of "Time After Time"!  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with director Xavier Gens!  Plus!  Reviews of "American Reunion" and "Shame"!  And the only thing in my refrigerator is a old lime. It could be an old kiwi, no way to tell.

Call it a comeback--they may not have been here for quite some time!  Yes, this week, John and El'Ahrai give you, the listening audience, their highly-tuned lists of the Top Five Career Resurrections!  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with actress Shanley Caswell!  Plus!  Reviews of "Mirror, Mirror" and "A Streetcar Named Desire"!  She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!

Transmuting an actor from something nominally human into a wild vision out of a nightmare (there's a Katherine Heigl joke in here somewhere) is the realm of the makeup artist, and this week El'Ahrai and John enumerate their lists of the Top Five Makeup Transformations in Film!  Plus!  Reviews of "The Hunger Games" and "Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope"!  There's no retirement home for assassins, is there? Archery at four. Riflery at five.

This week brings us another Classic Film Dissection!  John and El'Ahrai find themselves awash in mischief, mayhem, and soap as they closely examine "Fight Club".  But wait, there's more!  We have not one, but TWO exclusive interviews--first with "Corman's World" producer Stone Douglass, then with convention empresario Adolfo Dorta!  Plus!  Reviews of "21 Jump Street" and "David Lean Directs Noel Coward"!  I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my life, is that what you want to hear me say? Fine. Come on!