The daggers and hatchets and scalpels and other assorted sharp implements come out this week, as it's time for El'Ahrai and John to give you their Top 5 Worst Movies of 2011!  The savagery here displayed toward "Dolphin Tale" will chill your soul.  Plus!  Reviews of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", "Mission: Impossible--Ghost Protocol", and "Apollo 18"!  Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison.  Quiet man actually, thoughtful and he's well read.  And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honor annoys him greatly.

The captain has turned on the Fasten Your Seatbelt sign, as we're coming in for a landing.  And as 2011 makes its way down the runway, we have year-end business to attend to, starting with this week as John and El'Ahrai tell you the Top Five Things They Missed This Year.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an interview with "Christina" writer/director Larry Brand!  Plus!  Reviews of "Young Adult" and "Catch .44"!  Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we always say that the French have been doing it for years.

Here is the entirety of our interview with writer/director Larry Brand!  Let the dangertainment begin!

O cruel WABAC machine!  Your special brand of tough love lands us in 1978 this week, amongst the "Up in Smoke"s and "Grease"s of this world, but El'Ahrai and John still manage to find some gems.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an interview with "Christina" actor Jordan Belfi!  Plus!  Reviews of "My Week With Marilyn" and "Tokyo Drifter"!  The likelihood of one individual being right increases in direct proportion to the intensity with which others are trying to prove him wrong.

Here is the entirety of our interview with actor Jordan Belfi!  Yes, hello.  Phil...is my name.  I work on the second floor.

When a director makes an artistic misstep, forgiveness is not always guaranteed. However, there are directors working who have, through their previous works, earned a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. This week, John and El'Ahrai list their Top 5 Directors Who Have Earned a Lifetime Pass...And One Who's Lost It. But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega! Plus! Reviews of "Shame" and "Michael Feinstein: The Sinatra Legacy"! Any of your nonsense and we're gonna have tiny little drumsticks on the menu tonight.