By the pricking of my thumbs, something lousy this way comes.  Yes, it's that time once more, as El'Ahrai and John give you their lists of the Top Five Worst Movies of 2010!  There are shockingly terrible things that are of too high quality to make these lists--find out what!  Plus!  Reviews of "The King's Speech", "Tron:  Legacy", and "Twelve"!  Everyone wants to walk through a door marked "private".  Therefore, have a good reason to be affluent.

Memory lapses.  Everyone has them.  There was this one time that I...wait, was it?...I forget.  Anyway, John and El'Ahrai use this week every year to cover their memory lapses from earlier shows, in their annual "How Did We Forget THAT?!" Show.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with Jerome Elston Scott, writer, director and star of "Anderson's Cross".  Plus!  Reviews of "The Tourist" and "Stonehenge Apocalypse"!   I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Ho, ho, ho and all that.  In the spirit of the season, El'Ahrai and John turn off the "good taste" portion of their brains and come up with some truly appalling ideas for the Top Five Worst Possible Holiday Specials!  When "In the Company of Elves" doesn't make the cut, you know you're in for something really heinous.  Plus!  Reviews of "Black Swan" and "Cyrus"!  We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me.  Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.

Aldo Raine.  Mickey O'Neil.  John Smith.  What could possibly be said about the career of Brad Pitt that hasn't been said before?  Probably nothing, but John and El'Ahrai try anyway, as they spend this week's show talking about him, including the most agonizingly detailed breakdown of "The Mexican" ever recorded.  Plus!  Reviews of "127 Hours" and "Cronos"!  Perhaps your brother can comfort them.  I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.