By the pricking of my thumbs, something lousy this way comes.  Yes, it's that time once more, as El'Ahrai and John give you their lists of the Top Five Worst Movies of 2010!  There are shockingly terrible things that are of too high quality to make these lists--find out what!  Plus!  Reviews of "The King's Speech", "Tron:  Legacy", and "Twelve"!  Everyone wants to walk through a door marked "private".  Therefore, have a good reason to be affluent.

Memory lapses.  Everyone has them.  There was this one time that I...wait, was it?...I forget.  Anyway, John and El'Ahrai use this week every year to cover their memory lapses from earlier shows, in their annual "How Did We Forget THAT?!" Show.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with Jerome Elston Scott, writer, director and star of "Anderson's Cross".  Plus!  Reviews of "The Tourist" and "Stonehenge Apocalypse"!   I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Ho, ho, ho and all that.  In the spirit of the season, El'Ahrai and John turn off the "good taste" portion of their brains and come up with some truly appalling ideas for the Top Five Worst Possible Holiday Specials!  When "In the Company of Elves" doesn't make the cut, you know you're in for something really heinous.  Plus!  Reviews of "Black Swan" and "Cyrus"!  We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me.  Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.

Aldo Raine.  Mickey O'Neil.  John Smith.  What could possibly be said about the career of Brad Pitt that hasn't been said before?  Probably nothing, but John and El'Ahrai try anyway, as they spend this week's show talking about him, including the most agonizingly detailed breakdown of "The Mexican" ever recorded.  Plus!  Reviews of "127 Hours" and "Cronos"!  Perhaps your brother can comfort them.  I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

It's a great big show this week, starting off with a Harvey and Bob Show exclusive interview with Henry Jaglom and Tanna Frederick, director and star of "Queen of the Lot"!  And then thrill to this year's H&B Show Holiday Giftbuying Guide!  (Hope someone gets me that autographed copy of "Swept Away".)  Plus!  Reviews of "Night of the Hunter", "Fair Game", and "The Disapperance of Alice Creed"!  I reckon Grant ain't got one of them puppy calendars on his desk.  Just don't strike me as a real dog lover is all.

As long as there are people, there will be crime.  As long as there is crime, there will be police.  And as long as there are police, there will be cop movies.  In all its various variety, the buddy-cop movie will never go away, but new ideas can always help, and with that in mind, El'Ahrai and John come up with the Top Five Buddy Cop Pairings They'd Like To See.  Plus!  Reviews of "Megamind" and "The Twilight Zone Season 2"!  Believe it or not, I do try to do some good in the community.

Often, the way to make a movie memorable is through "special effects".  That said, occassions where the effects truly are "special" can be few and far between.  With that in mind, this week John and El'Ahrai came up with lists of the Top Five Milestones in Special Effects!  Plus!  Reviews of "You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger" and "Queen of the Lot"!  I guess, sometimes, when fate knocks on your door, it has a search warrant.

After last week's sensational spectacular, it's back down to business, as El'Ahrai and John come up with NEW lists of Top Five Anytime Movies!  Will this be the genesis of 200 MORE episodes' worth of running gags?  Only time will tell.  Plus!  Reviews of "Saw 3D", "Red", and "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead"!  I've hired you to help me start a war.  It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

IT'S OUR 200TH SHOW!  To mark this milestone, the boys go all the way back to the beginning and discuss EACH OTHER'S lists of Top Five Anytime Movies!  Secrets are revealed, in things will never be the same!  All sort of surprises are in store!  Plus!  Reviews of "Inside Job" and "House"!  Hey, what's goin' on?  Can you hear that?

October is here, bringing with it talk of horor movies great and small.  In celebration of the season, John and El'Ahrai have put together lists of the Top 5 Horror Heroines To Cheer For.  (Does the Alien Queen count?)  Plus!  Reviews of "My Soul To Keep" and "It's Kind of a Funny Story"!  I HATE a guy with a car and no sense of humor.