The ghosts of 2009's biggest stinkers come a-calling this week, as John and El'Ahrai run down their lists of the Five Worst Movies of the Year! We're not saying Shane Acker needs a new agent, just implying that he needs a new career. Plus! Reviews of "Sherlock Holmes" and "Family Guy: Something Something Something Dark Side"! This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

2009 is winding down, and El'Ahrai and John are looking back over the year to see what they missed--yes, it's time for the third annual How'd We Miss THAT Show! Plus! A Count/Pointercount review of James Cameron's "Avatar"! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.