Though they lobby with all of their might, El'Ahrai and John still have yet to be admitted to the Academy, and as such, their wise voices go unheard around nomination time.  As a result of this slight, this week's show is their Top Five Nominations The Academy Got Wrong...This Time.  Plus!  Reviews of "The Grey" and "Metal Shifters"!  You had your whole life to prepare for this moment. Why aren't you ready?

This week, John and El'Ahrai cast their retrospective eyes on the career of "BMX Bandits" star Nicole Kidman!  But wait, there's more!  We also have an exclusive interview with author Deirdre Capone!  Plus!  Reviews of "The Iron Lady" and "Murder by Proxy: How America Went Postal"!  Because what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if nobody's watching?  And if people are watching, it makes you a better person.

Like any organization created and staffed by humans, the Ratings Board of the Motion Picture Association of America is capable of a mistake here and there.  (Letting "Jack and Jill" get released at all, for example.)   This week, El'Ahrai and John give you their lists of the Top Five Movies That Got A Questionable Rating!  Plus!  Reviews of "Carnage" and "Godzilla"!  I love the way this country smells. I'll never forget it. It's kind of spicy.

Sometimes when a director has worked in a particular mode for a while, a viewer can start to wish they'd take a lesson from an artistic colleague. This week, John and El'Ahrai discuss their Top Five Directors Who Should Try Something In Someone Else's Style (I swear it makes more sense when you hear it).  But wait, there's more!  We also have an interview with "Underworld: Awakening" directors Mans Marlind and Bjorn Stein!  Plus!  Reviews of "Tinker Tailor Solider Spy" and "Dirty Girl"!  You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on YouTube.

The future arrives this week, as El'Ahrai and John dig through the releases of 2012 to find the gems that make up ther Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2012.  (OK, it's 25 minutes on "Battleship", but you should still listen.)  Plus!  Reviews of "War Horse" and "Gurozuka"!  See, I'd like to...I'm not set up to mold hard rubber.

It's here!  It's here!  IT'S FINALLY HERE!  The Harvey & Bob Show 2011 Year-End Spectacuganza is here!  Yes, it's time for John and El'Ahrai to tell you what they thought weere the best movies of the year.  You might not have expected that level of love for "The Adjustment Bureau", but there it is.  Plus!  Reviews of "We Bought a Zoo", "The Artist", "Icequake", and "Don't Let Him In"!  Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.

The daggers and hatchets and scalpels and other assorted sharp implements come out this week, as it's time for El'Ahrai and John to give you their Top 5 Worst Movies of 2011!  The savagery here displayed toward "Dolphin Tale" will chill your soul.  Plus!  Reviews of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo", "Mission: Impossible--Ghost Protocol", and "Apollo 18"!  Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison.  Quiet man actually, thoughtful and he's well read.  And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honor annoys him greatly.

The captain has turned on the Fasten Your Seatbelt sign, as we're coming in for a landing.  And as 2011 makes its way down the runway, we have year-end business to attend to, starting with this week as John and El'Ahrai tell you the Top Five Things They Missed This Year.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an interview with "Christina" writer/director Larry Brand!  Plus!  Reviews of "Young Adult" and "Catch .44"!  Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we always say that the French have been doing it for years.

O cruel WABAC machine!  Your special brand of tough love lands us in 1978 this week, amongst the "Up in Smoke"s and "Grease"s of this world, but El'Ahrai and John still manage to find some gems.  But wait, there's more!  We also have an interview with "Christina" actor Jordan Belfi!  Plus!  Reviews of "My Week With Marilyn" and "Tokyo Drifter"!  The likelihood of one individual being right increases in direct proportion to the intensity with which others are trying to prove him wrong.

When a director makes an artistic misstep, forgiveness is not always guaranteed. However, there are directors working who have, through their previous works, earned a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. This week, John and El'Ahrai list their Top 5 Directors Who Have Earned a Lifetime Pass...And One Who's Lost It. But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Spy Kids" actress Alexa Vega! Plus! Reviews of "Shame" and "Michael Feinstein: The Sinatra Legacy"! Any of your nonsense and we're gonna have tiny little drumsticks on the menu tonight.