Whoops! Pobody's nerfect, and movies are no exception. This week, John and El'Ahrai assemble their lists of Top 5 Movie Mistakes! Plus! Reviews of "State of Play" and "Hotel for Dogs"! Christine's dad has really been talking to me about getting into the family business, showing me the ropes. Which is something, considering how long it took for him to get over my not being Armenian.

TV and movies cross-pollinate each other like...two things that cross-pollinate. Look, they can't all be winners. Anyway, this week El'Ahrai and John enumerate a Top 5 of Things That Would Benefit From a Change In Medium. Plus! Reviews of "Observe & Report" and "Laid To Rest"! Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.

Fire up the WABAC machine, Sherman! 1995 ahoy! Yes, we're off to the year of "3 Ninjas Knuckle Up" and "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory" as John and El'Ahrai run down their Top 5 for that illustrious year. Plus! Reviews of "Adventureland" and "Fast & Furious"! Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.

There are some movies that try hard, but despite their best intentions and efforts, they screw up a really great idea. This week, El'Ahrai and John talk their Top 5 "Great Idea, Bad Execution" movies. Plus! Reviews of "Monsters Vs. Aliens" and "Fast Zombies With Guns"! See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

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Movies are not necessarily created out of whole cloth. Sometimes they call back to earlier movies. This week, John and El'Ahrai discuss their Top Five Movie References With Movies! Plus! A new exclusive interview with veteran actor William Sanderson! Plus plus! Reviews of "Race to Witch Mountain" and the Blu-ray release of "The Silence of the Lambs". Don't worry, Taggart, it's only a man and a horse being hung.

There are 10 kinds of adaptations in the binary world: good ones and bad ones. This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss their Top 5 Worst Adaptations. Plus! A new exclusive interview with actress Tanna Frederick! Plus-plus! A Count/Pointercount review of "Watchmen"! Fun for all and sundry! SUNDRY!

The Oscars are done, put to bed for another year. Still, the boys can't help themselves from a little postmortem. This week, John and El'Ahrai talk about the Top 5 Things the 81st Academy Awards Got Wrong. Plus! Reviews of "Fired Up" and "In The Electric Mist"! Next stop: a place without a giant squid...

Crossovers can be a way of spicing up a series that has gotten dull, or a way to wink at audience members who are paying close attention. This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss the Top 5 Crossovers They'd Like to See. Plus! Reviews of "Friday the 13th" and "Midnight Meat Train"! Well, at least it wasn't "The Reader"...

Ah, Valentine's Day! Just the time for discussions of love. So you go ahead and do that. John and El'Ahrai will be over here, talking instead about DEATH. That's right, thy have lists of their Top 5 Onscreen Deaths in Film! Plus! Reviews of "Fanboys" and "Coraline"! Insert horrifying Vic Morrow joke here...