They can't all be winners.  In a director's career, not every picture is an unqualified success, and even the greats will have one (or more) where it goes terribly wrong.  As such, this week El'Ahrai and John give you the Top Five Bad Films by Great Directors.  Plus!  Reviews of "The Town" and "Frozen"!  Mr. Jennings, I've washed him and dressed him.  If he can't find his way to the drawing room, it isn't my fault.

Films can be many things to people.  Teacher, mother, secret lover--and in the case of this week's show, therapist.  Join us, won't you, as John and El'Ahrai go over their lists of the Top Five Films For Hard Times.  Plus!  Reviews of "Going the Distance" and "The Secret In Their Eyes".  You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're going to invade Poland?

The Criterion Collection does an impeccable job choosing titles to release.  This, of course, means that El'Ahrai and John feel compelled to "help them out" by suggesting titles--yes, it's the Top 5 Titles We'd Like To See Added To The Criterion Collection!  C'mon, "I Dismember Mama"!  Plus!  Reviews of "The American", "Necromentia", and "The Twilight Zone:  Season One"!  Just because he's talking to the man in the sky doesn't mean he's good enough to be your friend.

Like the globe, or milk left too long in the sun, the seasons turn beyond one's ability to stop them.  For us, that means it's time to look into the future once more, as John and El'Ahrai look at the Five Most Anticipated Movies Until the End of the Year!  Oddly, neither picked "Tangled", which just serves to illuminate their philistinism.  Plus!  Reviews of "Machete" and "Hatchet"!  There's some mistake.  I'm not a member of the Columbian Record Club.