Not everyone is skilled at everything.  Charlie don't surf, cooks don't farm, and just because you're a great director doesn't mean you're a writer.  This week, John and El'Ahrai give their Top Five Directors Who Shouldn't Write!  Plus!  Reviews of "Kick-Ass" and "The Slammin' Salmon"!  My grandfather used to work for your grandfather.  Of course, the rates have gone up.

All the evil ladies!  (All the evil ladies!)  All the evil ladies!  Put your hands up!  After giving the boys a show a while back, this week El'Ahrai and John run down their Top Five Action Villainesses!  Plus!  Reviews of "Date Night" and "Survival of the Dead"!  I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Adaptations move in all sort of directions--video game to screen, book to movie, TV to comics, the list goes on (but not on and on). This week, however, John and El'Ahrai establish lists of the Top 5 Movies Begging for Adapation to the Stage! I can't wait for the proposed one-man "Armageddon", myself. Plus! Reviews of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" and "Clash of the Titans"! I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!

For whatever reason (death, script disagreements...um, death), actors don't always return for the next movie in the sequence; when that happens, it's time for recasting!  This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss their Top 5 examples of recasting, whether it worked or not.  Plus!  Reviews of "Greenberg" and "How To Train Your Dragon"!  I've never used the word "spinster" in my life.  OK, once, when I told my mother it was technically incorrect to call her son a spinster.