Whoops! Pobody's nerfect, and movies are no exception. This week, John and El'Ahrai assemble their lists of Top 5 Movie Mistakes! Plus! Reviews of "State of Play" and "Hotel for Dogs"! Christine's dad has really been talking to me about getting into the family business, showing me the ropes. Which is something, considering how long it took for him to get over my not being Armenian.

TV and movies cross-pollinate each other like...two things that cross-pollinate. Look, they can't all be winners. Anyway, this week El'Ahrai and John enumerate a Top 5 of Things That Would Benefit From a Change In Medium. Plus! Reviews of "Observe & Report" and "Laid To Rest"! Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.

Fire up the WABAC machine, Sherman! 1995 ahoy! Yes, we're off to the year of "3 Ninjas Knuckle Up" and "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory" as John and El'Ahrai run down their Top 5 for that illustrious year. Plus! Reviews of "Adventureland" and "Fast & Furious"! Old McDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.

There are some movies that try hard, but despite their best intentions and efforts, they screw up a really great idea. This week, El'Ahrai and John talk their Top 5 "Great Idea, Bad Execution" movies. Plus! Reviews of "Monsters Vs. Aliens" and "Fast Zombies With Guns"! See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

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