The voracious march of time has brought us back to that era of the year when GIFT SETS are all the rage! This week, John and El'Ahrai run down their lists of the Top 5 Gift Sets of the season, to assist with your holiday shopping demands. Plus! A Count-Pointercount review of "Quantum of Solace"! My suggestion for an Amelie gift set that includes an actual trip to Paris still hasn't come true...

There are those who seem to have their futures predetermined: fame, riches, a stint in rehab... Then there are those who seem to have everything mapped out, but never live up to the expectations. This week, El'Ahrai and John give you their lists of Top 5 Actors That Were Supposed To Be The Next Big Thing...But Were't. Plus! Reviews of "Rachel Getting Married" and "Space Chimps". Chimpanzees going into the final frontier, another next big thing that failed.

Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing. In honor of the past week's historic election, John and El'Ahrai give you their Top 5 Fictional Presidents! Plus! Reviews of "Rocknrolla" and "Swing State", and a supersecret exclusive interview! Did you know that apparently Nixon was NOT fictional? That threw someone for a loop, believe me.