Well, it's that time of year again. No, not time to floss. It's time for John and El'Ahrai to reveal The Five Worst Movies of 2007! So strap in and prepare for the panoply of hate! Plus! Reviews of "I'm Not There" and "I Am Legend". Sharpen your knives--we have turtles to carve.

Sometimes, in life, one needs a do-over. A mulligan, as it were. Well, this week El'Ahrai and John use theirs to offer their Top 5 Things We Wish We'd Thought Of Earlier. Plus! Reviews of "Stardust" and "Atonement". Oh, I'm so OLD! Eloi! Eloi! Lama sabachthani?!

Hi, kids! Do you like violence? John and El'Ahrai do (well, John does, to a mildly--er, PROFOUNDLY--disturbing degree), and this week, they provide you with lists of their Top 5 Movies and Moments for Film Violence. Plus! Reviews of "The Evil Dead: Ultimate Edition" and "Gone Baby Gone". Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go stab myself some pizza.

Not every great film performance is given by a human. I mean, Mike Myers keeps getting work. Also, there are animals! This week, El'Ahrai and John reveal their lists of Top 5 Movies About Animals. Plus! Reviews of "The Mist" and "Blade Runner: The Final Cut". Do you think I'm an animal? Am I not?

There is a time and a place for stories with endings that are clearly guessable by the end of the first reel. Then most of us grow beyond the age of two, so we're looking for twist endings! This week, John and El'Ahrai give you their lists of their Top Five Twist Endings. Plus! Reviews of "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" and "Bee Movie". The twist ending here? John Doe is Keyser Soze, and he gets shot by Chris Cooper.

It's beginning to look a lot like...Gift Sets! Just in time for all your Black Friday needs, El'Ahrai and John provide you with lists of their Top 5 Gift Set ideas for this year. Come on, Collected Works of Ray Dennis Steckler! Plus! Reviews of "Live Free or Die Hard: Unrated" and "Fred Claus". All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. And 42 billion dollars.

Sometimes we go in expect greatness and get "Babel". But sometimes a movie will sneak up on you and give you a thrill you didn't see coming. This week, John and El'Ahrai provide lists of their Top 5 Pleasant Surprises. Plus! Reviews of "American Gangster" and "This Is England". This sentence no verb.

It's another round of "If We Ran Hollywood" as El'Ahrai and John discuss their lists of Top 5 Actor/Director/Writer Pairings We'd Like To See. Plus! Reviews of "Chinatown: Collectors Edition" and "Michael Clayton". Beware! Flaring tempers!

It's the most terrifying time of the year! No, not Secretary's Day, HALLOWEEN! To commemorate, John and El'Ahrai have handcrafted high-quality lists of their Top 5 Scares! Plus! Reviews of "30 Days of Night" and "Day Watch". BOO!

We can't be at the movies all the time. To fill the time while we wait for the lights to dim, we turn to books--about movies. This week, El'Ahrai and John provide you with lists of their Top 5 Movie Books. Plus! We revisit our exclusive interview with David Arquette, and have reviews of "Night of the Living Dead In 3-D" and "Lust, Caution". What missing week?